Tuesday, February 19, 2008

New Bar Review - The Thirsty Monk

The downtown beer scene is getting an intriguing new player with the opening of the Thirsty Monk downtown Euro-pub devoted exclusively to Belgian and Belgian-style brews.

The pub is at 50 Commerce St., near the corner of Coxe and Patton avenues, former home of Hookah Joe’s and before that, The Basement.

The Thirsty Monk will serve 13 drafts, and 130-140 different bottled beers, plus cheeses, chocolates and eventually, crepes.

The Thirsty Monk is the latest addition to what has become a brewing and pub district along and near Coxe Avenue, a stretch of downtown that includes Jack of the Wood, Asheville Brewing Co. and Green Man Brewing Co.

I've gone approximately 8 times since opening, great, unusual beers, this is a fucking GREAT place to bring someone who is not a big beer fan, since they have quite a selection of beers that have more of a wine or bubbly taste. Yum Yum. Bring yer wallet though, it gets kinda pricey. I recommend going with the flights of beer, you get 3 have glasses for roughly 7 bucks.

Random Weather


Hot damn the weather has been fucking weird lately, snowed today, last week had heavy rains, and its surposed to be 52 and sunny tomorrow. The end is coming my friends.....here is a shot from two weeks ago, took my first day off during the week in quite some time, but alas it rained all fucking day but I went out and rode...it was a muddy slippery fucking mess.

Welcome Back Soggy Friends!!

Damn, its been awhile since my last upper-dates....been busier than a catholic priest at a boy scout jamborie...

Good things happening....for those of you we haven't told yet, me and two friends purchased a very cool, hand hewn log cabin to use for a vacation rental, so we've all three been over there 24/7 trying to get it ready to be rented March 1st. It truly is a beautiful cabin, 4 bedrooms and 2 full baths.

More on this later...

Monday, February 4, 2008

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Monday, January 28, 2008

Strange but true laws in North Carolina


These are all laws currently on the books in NC, some are for the whole state, others are just for certain cities.

All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.

Because people were using them for cheap furniture, it's now illegal in North Carolina to take and sell labeled milk crates.

Charlotte: Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.

Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

Forest City: You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile. This is so the townspeople will have time to go out and hold their horses until you get through town.

In Asheville, North Carolina, it is illegal to sneeze on city streets.

In Nags Head North Carolina you can be fined for singing out of tune for more than ninety seconds.

You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars.

Just give me a whopper punk ass bitch!!

Great Burger King Commercial:

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Where in the World Is Osama Bin Laden?

Super Size Me directior Morgan Spurlocks next documentary may or may not shed light on this....read more here.....http://film.guardian.co.uk/interview/interviewpages/0,,2245909,00.html

Picture of da week

My top picks for our next prez

1) Ron Paul - Google Ron Paul fuck heads!!!!
2) John Edwards
3) Tie - Obama / Clinton

Ohhh...our brilliant fucking me-de-a

Here John Stewart on the Daily Show discusses our rocket surgeons that run the U.S. media on the 2008 election coverage:

One of the 14 reasons why I'm not a runner

ouch!!


NEW DRIVE BY TRUCKERS ALBUM!!!


THIS fucker is a massively varied Southern gothic country/folk/rock n roll masterpiece with 19 songs adding up to over 75 minutes of great songs. Holy fuck bitch, I've listened to this five time so far, each time I have a favorite song and they are playing this in ashevegas in March!!

Man, these guys/gals keep bringing it like no other southern rock band is able to. So buy there album and buy some cheap whisky, git drunk and throw a rock thru your neighbors winder!!

Epic Mountain Bike Ride in Fucking Jan??

Yup, whoda think it? Not me at the beginning of this nearly clustero fuck of a bike ride. We all met(six of us in 4 cars vis a vi swingers) off of Yeller Gap Road roundish 12:45. Things looked a bit bleak when we got outta the car to see a whole shit pile of snow. There was little snow left in asheville at all of our houses so we were a bit serprised.

Nobody seemed to innarested in doing the planned ride due to a snowfall of round six inches covering the initial start of the climb on double track. Me, Lea and Cathorine climbed up a bit, it was nearly impossible to peddle up this grade thru this much snow so we turned around. The rest of the crew had their bikes pointed in the other direction so we all headed that way to another trail But alas that trail was snowed in as well. I decided after driving this far to the way way end of Pizzzgah I wanted to at least try to do the original ride known as Horse Cove Gap. Nobody was innarested except for little Butterfly so we headed up the snowy doubletrack while the rest of the group headed off in another direction.

I must say the first 1/4 mile was a fucking bitch. Deep powdering snow calling for snow shoes or cross country skis but not mountain bike tires. But alas the bike gods blessed us, we came around a switch pack and "poof" the snow was gone from the trail like it never existed as we crossed onto the south side of the mountain. The next 2 hours was mostly dry double track followed by an occasional 1/4 mile of hard to ride deep snow. Neither my spidery self nor Butterfly intended to do anything but get as close to the top of the mountain as possible. BUT, we got to the top and the beginning of the singletrack and holy ass fuck shit if the trail wasn't dryer than a nuns snatch.

We yanked out our trusty pisgah map, figured we had roughly 2.5 hours of day light left to mostly decend about 7-9 miles and said, hey, fuck it, lets go for it. The first 3/4 of the trail was amazingly dry, tight twisting singletrack that led to frequently drop offs, twisted roots and some muddy sections and an occasional 50 years of shady deep snow. This was pure bliss. We stopped for some snacks in a sunny spot and both had perma-grins on our faces. I knew at this moment I would remember this ride for a loooooong time.

All went well for the next hour or so. We finished the main decent and ended up on a roughly 3 mile slight climb with some rollers along the way, and that's when the snow really piled up and the temps dropped as it neared 6 pm. The last mile seemed to take forever as the snow got deeper and deeper. Seeing Butterflies pimped out mini-van at the trailhead was a welcome site as darkness set in.

We both agreed this was one our best rides ever, truly the soul of mountain biking adventure, unknown trail conditions, weather and so much more.

Monday, January 21, 2008

2008 is the year...seriously it is...

Ok, some of my Jeep brethren have heard me sing this tired old tune but this is the year the old trusty(well...) CJ gets her new wardrobe.

Here is the paint scheme color combo I've decided on, my favorite brown / orange combo. The same color as 75 percent of my t-shirts.

Ffrrrrrriiiiggiiiidd

With temperatures at 7 degrees about 7:30 a.m. this morning, the forecast calls for a high around 27 degrees today.

Wind chill early today could go as low as -3 degrees, according to the National Weather Service. Winds will be out of the south between 5 and 9 mph.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

This is just a cool old Asheville Photo

This is just fucking crazy

Moved my computer into my bedroom today, what a fucking pain. Had to crawl back under my house and rerun all of the ethernet cables. Not fucking fun.

Here are all of the cables I have behind my computer to run all of my hard drives, various peripherals, etc. What a fucking mess.

Asheville Winter Warmer Beer Fest

A great great time was had by all at the innagural Asheville Winter Warmer Beer Fest right here in our nice town of Asheville, NC. The event was cohosted by the French Broad Brewing Co. and The Garage.

The even sold out ahead of time so it was pretty packed, but there were almost no lines for beer which was very nice indeed. Lots of out of towners were there from knoxville, atlanta and Florida. There were several bands that played along with some great(as I was told) barbecue. There was about ten breweries present with roughly 40 beers total. I sampled them all....I think at least twice.