Merry Xmas from the fa-ma-ly

Mix margartee's cuz we all want one!!

Soggy Xmas Post

Is Santa(Satan) Get it dummy, evil?

Good muther fucking question. But yes, he is fucking evil. Just read this today from an expert on Santa history:

"Freehold, Iowa - Satan's evil plan has created jobs for hundreds of thousands of old lecherous pedophiles throughout this Godly country every December. These filthy homeless hobos just lay on their urine-stained cardboard beds 11 months out of the year, dreaming of Christmas when they can drunkenly traipse into the warmth of departments stores and have innocent little Christian children sit on their vermin-infested laps. Unwary parents happily snap pictures while Satan's obesely wheezing drunks ask their children whether they've been "bad" and whisper lewd suggestions in their angelic little ears with their filthy booze-breath and cigarette-discolored lips. How many unsuspecting tots have suffered a quick grope before Satan's little helper moves on to the next hopeful child in line?"

Company worried about excessive drinking at holiday party limits employees to one drink each.

This is fucking hilarious, I read about this on the internets. This guy was in charge of the food an drinks, and was pissed that his employer set a one drink maximum per employee, supposedly its a true story but who knows. I just want one of those fucking cups!!

Ron Paul breaks fundraising record(AGAIN)

GOP presidential hopeful Ron Paul is raking in millions of dollars even as he remains one of the candidates with the least face time in mainstream media.

Republican presidential hopeful Ron Paul's campaign says it plans to beef up staff in Florida and other states.

His campaign said it raised $6 million-plus in 24 hours earlier this week -- one of the largest single-day fundraising totals in U.S. election history -- but he remains low in the polls.

For some reason the mainstream fucko's at CNN, FOX, etc are totally snubbing Paul coverage wide. FOX news actually pulled a poll from their site after the last debate because Ron Paul was so far ahead, the question was "who do you think won tonight's debate."

Barley Legal is Back

Hurry, run down to the French Broad Brewery before the perfectly aged Barley Legal Barley Wine is gone forever!! A few tumblers of this tasty 11 percent al-kee-hol beverage will have your knees knocking and your boots a flying...

Mike Huckabee Denies Evolution

Another rocket surgeon bible banging replublican front runner who doesnt believe in evolution. This guy wants to be our president? Isn't one dumbshit per decade enough??

Ride Report

Man, I've been fucking lazy this week, not a single bike ride, how lame. For better or worse they put the Barley Wine back on at the French Broad Brewery so I've been in a foggy buzzed hungover daze all week.

So git yer arse on down to the brewery before its all gone sucka. They also have a few new brews on tap including the Flanders and the Alt Bier, good stuff indeed. And free live music every night, what do ya want for nothing?

Go see No Country for Old Men

FINALLY an old school type Cohen Bro's film. Definately up there with Miller's Crossing, Lebowski and others.

I've seen this movie twice at the cinebarre and plan on seeing it again. The dialogue really runs this film as does some spectabulous filmwork and some searing performances from Tommy Lee Jones and others. It was cool to see a few scenes with Tess Harper, since we just met her at the Asheville Films Festival in Sept of this year. She was given the lifetime achievement award.

So get off your ass and see it scumbag!!

The Soggy Ron Paul Post

VOTE RON PAUL!!!

At least fucking listen to some of this!!!!

Join the NEW tea party: On December 16th, 1773, American colonists dumped tea into the Boston Harbor to protest an oppressive tax. This December 16th, American citizens will dump millions of dollars into the Ron Paul presidential campaign to protest the oppressive and unconstitutional inflation tax - which has enabled a flawed foreign policy, a costly war and the sacrificing of our liberties here at home.

Please join us this December 16th 2007 for the largest one-day political donation event in
history. Our goal is to bring together 100,000 people to donate $100 each,
creating a one day donation total of $10,000,000.

Go here: http://www.teaparty07.com/ to join the party.

Some Ron Paul Quotes

"By the way, when I say cut taxes, I don't mean fiddle with the code.  I mean abolish the income tax and the IRS, and replace them with nothing."


"I don't want us to worry about the borders between North and South Korea and between Iraq and Syria, I want to worry about our own border.." 


"Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms."


"One thing is clear: The Founding Fathers never intended a nation where citizens pay nearly half of everything they earn to government."

Mitt Romney is a religious wackjob

A spokesman for the Mitt Romney campaign is thus far refusing to say whether Romney sees any positive role in America for atheists and other non-believers, after TPM inquired about the topic yesterday.

Here's a few for you Romney:

1. Creationists make it sound like a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night — Isaac Asimov
2. I don’t believe in God. My god is patriotism. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life. — Andrew Carnegie
3. All thinking men are atheists. — Ernest Hemingway
4. Lighthouses are more helpful then churches. — Benjamin Franklin
5. Faith means not wanting to know what is true. — Friedrich Nietzsche
6. The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. — George Bernard Shaw
7. Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile. — Kurt Vonnegut
8. I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. — Frank Lloyd Wright
9. Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. — Denis Diderot
10. A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows. — Samuel Clemens
11. The whole thing is so patently infantile, so foreign to reality, that to anyone with a friendly attitude to humanity it is painful to think that the great majority of mortals will never be able to rise above this view of life. — Sigmund Freud
12. Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. — Edward Gibbon
13. The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church. — Ferdinand Magellan
14. Not only is there no god, but try getting a plumber on weekends. — Woody Allen
15. It’s an incredible con job when you think about it, to believe something now in exchange for something after death. Even corporations with their reward systems don’t try to make it posthumous. — Gloria Steinem

What every man wants for christmas

Not much to say about this other than I fucking want one!!

The Ultimate Beer?

Utopia - The Extremist's Beer

It has a 24% ABV, which rivals some liqueurs. Not carbonated and meant to be served at room temperature, Utopia is part of the Samual Adams Extreme Beer collection and has a warm sweet taste of vanilla, oak and caramel.

What's the downside you might ask? 100 bucks a bottle and nearly impossible to get.