Memorable Films of Last year(07 dumbfuck)

Shoot 'em Up: Ok, this is one of the most over the top movies I have ever seen. No shit. In the opening scene alone the "hero" played by Clive Owen delivers a baby during a gun battle with about 50 heavily armed bad guys, then severs the umbilical cord with a gunshot which doesnt hurt the mother or child. He then kills a villian by smashing a raw carrot thru his brain. Good stuff. But, believe it or not those are some of the more tame moments on this movie. Paul Giamatti is great of course as the uber villian, but I kept wondering if the actors were taking this film seriously or it was just for fun, certainly the latter. I'm guessing most people I know will loath this film, but I loved it for all its absurd death scenes that are so over the top that....fill in something clever here. I can assure you though that you will laugh in utter disbelief at this movie.

Some quotes from Shoot em' Up:

Mr. Hertz: Do you know why a gun is better than a wife?
Man Who: Dunno.
Mr. Hertz: You can put a silencer on a gun.
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Fuck me sideways.
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Fuck you, ya fucking fuckers.
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You wanna buy bullets with food stamps?
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Talk about shooting your load. [after killing several men while at the same time having sex with the leading lady of the film]

No Country for Old Men: Best movie of the year, hands down. If you haven't seen it yet then you truly are a cinematic idiot. And if you walked out of this movie like one person I know...jesus h fucking christ!!

Eastern Promises: I love a good Russion Mob Flick, throw in the best fight scene every filmed and ya got something.

Hot Fuzz: Edgar Wright's follow up to the great fucking film "Shaun of the Dead",

Superbad: An instant comedy classic that's right up there with Caddyshack, Stripes, etc.

Sicko: Michael Moore's new documentary about the shabby state of health care in the U.S. I never thought much about this until I became self employed awhile back but fuck shit health care costs are fucked!!

Grindhouse: I loved this film. I wanna see more Stunt Man Mike!!

American Gangster: Go Ridley Scott....

Sunshine: If you liked 2001 chances are you'll like this.